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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why is It a Bad Idea to Tell an Egg a Joke?

Because it can't hear you

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3. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Tail?

A giraffe

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4. Why Can't You Ever See an Elephant Hiding in a Tree?

They are really good at it

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5. Why Couldn't the Man Call His Friends?

He didn't have a phone

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6. Did You Hear About the Cheese and Tomatoe's Argument?

No

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7. What Did the Cell Say when the Sister Cell Stepped on It's Toe?

Mitosis

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8. What's More Dangerous than Playing with a Knife?

Playing with two knives.

Added by Alessandro on August 9, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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9. A Magician Was Driving Down the Street

Then he turned into a driveway

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10. I Went to the Zoo the Other Day. It Was Empty, Except for a Single Dog...

It was a Shih Tzu

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