Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.
Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
Does not always apply to all beverages, sauces, and gravy. See also Diets, Theories.
It's funny when someone tries to open one by jabbing one side of the straw on a table and it bends instead. See also Restaurants.
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.
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