I say this everytime my computer crashes. See also Commercials, Computers.
Totally throws a crowd off at costume parties. I also highly recommend using this when breaking up with someone. See also Pranks.
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.
If only for the opening line, “Like I always say, what’s good for the geese is always good for the gander.” See also 80's.

I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.
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