Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork. See also Asian.
Cheap clothes for women at a store that looks like an Amy Winehouse estate sale. See also Malls.
Nothing says "I forgot your birthday" like a homemade sheet cake. See also Dessert.
Bozo the Clown used to say, "Our picture was just taken by a Polaroid Spectra System Camera!"
Because I need a haunted house that glows and smells like maple syrup. See also Holidays.

I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.
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