Anthony's Entries

Funny Tattoos

101. Dollar Bills on the Inner Thighs

A sure sign you're dating a classy woman.

Added by Anthony on October 28, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

102. Priapism

As mentioned in a Cialis commercial, an erection that last more than four hours. Tee hee hee. See also Sex, Sophomoric.

Added by Anthony on October 25, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

103. A Case of the Mondays

Stalker of overweight comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and the women who follow their daily adventures.

Added by Anthony on October 18, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

104. The Baroness

The G.I. Joe action figure by which Hasbro introduced an entire generation of prepubescent boys to the illicit pleasure of black leather and domination. See also Sex.

Added by Anthony on October 10, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

105. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

106. Werther's® Original

My candy smells like old people!

Added by Anthony on October 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

107. Hat Pins

As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 4, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

108. Body Pillows

Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

109. Printing Online Porn

Added by Anthony on August 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

110. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo, Sex.

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |