Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?" See also Nerds.
Stalker of overweight comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and the women who follow their daily adventures.
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?
I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.