Amateur striptease performed on the televison show of the same name.
Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?" See also Nerds.
Stalker of overweight comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and the women who follow their daily adventures.
I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.