Anthony's Entries

Funny Toys

121. My Buddy Doll

Over-sized doll designed for young boys without friends. Ironically, owning a My Buddy doll only ensured that such a boy would remain friendless. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on April 23, 2007| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

122. Whore's Bath

Basically a wash of the armpits. See also Body, Prostitution.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

123. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

124. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

125. Trouser Man

Polite euphemism for a male homosexual. See also British.

Added by Anthony on April 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

126. Honky-Tonkin'

As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold." See also Alcohol, Western.

Added by Anthony on March 31, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

127. Rascal

Because nothing says mischievous like a scooter for the elderly.

Added by Anthony on March 21, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

128. Man Suit

This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.

Added by Anthony on March 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

129. "I Slept with Shaq"

Look, it's a real tattoo. Check it out. See also Basketball.

Added by Anthony on March 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

130. Prosti-Tots

Another reason to hate Paris, Britney, Lindsey, and Nicole. Either that, or another reason to hate Newsweek. See also Celebrities, Children.

Added by Anthony on February 24, 2007| Comment | You Like This |