Anthony's Entries

Funny Phrases

121. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

122. Werther’s Original Shop

My candy smells like old people.

Added by Anthony on October 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

123. Hat Pins

As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 4, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

124. Body Pillows Shop

No, nothing unseemly about this at all.

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

125. Printing Online Porn

Added by Anthony on August 23, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

126. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo.

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

127. Legs

Strip-mall bullies are no match for ZZ Top and a makeover as a girl learns to use her legs and find true love. See also 80's, Nerds.

Added by Anthony on June 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

128. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

Added by Anthony on June 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

129. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Added by Anthony on June 2, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

130. Hooker With a Heart of Gold

She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.

Added by Anthony on May 28, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.

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