Anthony's Entries

Funny Things

131. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2007| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

132. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

133. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

134. Freedom Fries

We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast. See also Politics.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

135. Pissy Baby

From mother to child, overheard on the streets of Chicago, "Why you do that? I'm no longer going to call you Sarah. From now on you Pissy Baby." See also Bathroom.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| 6 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

136. Catch Gay

What might happen if you move to the big city and don't keep your wits about you. See also Homosexual.

Added by Anthony on January 22, 2007| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

137. Where the Dick Am I?

Added by Anthony on January 20, 2007| 7 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

138. Mom, Do You Douche?

From a famously cringe-inducing commercial, question a daughter asks a mother during a beach stroll. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on January 20, 2007| 7 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

139. G-Dammit