Stalker of overweight comic strip characters (Cathy, Garfield, etc) and the women who follow their daily adventures.
135. The Baroness
136. Shit Sandwich
138. Hat Pins
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
139. Body Pillows
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?