A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.
We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast. See also Politics.
From mother to child, overheard on the streets of Chicago, "Why you do that? I'm no longer going to call you Sarah. From now on you Pissy Baby." See also Bathroom.
What might happen if you move to the big city and don't keep your wits about you. See also Homosexual.
From a famously cringe-inducing commercial, question a daughter asks a mother during a beach stroll. See also 80's.
I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.