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Funny Things to Do

171. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays

I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

172. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

Added by Anthony on April 4, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

173. Rare and Fancy

Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.

Added by Anthony on March 30, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

174. Puking into a Beer Bottle

It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

175. Callipygian

According to dictionary.com, this fancy sounding word means "having beautifully proportioned buttocks," as in "the quest for the callipygian ideal."

Added by Anthony on March 16, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

176. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear

This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.

Added by Anthony on March 11, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

177. Van

I think most kidnappers have now abandoned this vehicle as an obvious tip-off to their intentions. See also Anxiety.

Added by Anthony on February 25, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

178. Nude and Rude

This is the name of an Iggy Pop Album, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

Added by Anthony on February 25, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

179. The Leather of Imaginary Animals

There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.

Added by Anthony on February 25, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

180. Black Ice

A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.

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