Anthony's Entries

Funny Products

181. Diners Club Card

I've always thought it would be funny if your excuse for not paying for a date was that the restaurant didn't take Diners Club.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

182. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

Added by Anthony on February 17, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

183. You Dogs Ready to Bark?

Useful in getting a group of people to leave a table.

Added by Anthony on February 12, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

184. Old Popskull

A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

185. To Boot

A friend once wrote of turkeys, "They certainly are filthy little bastards—and ornery, to boot." The same friend predicted that the following would be said of us posthumously,"Man, those guys were geniuses, but they were real shits as people—and horny, to boot!"

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

186. Stretch

As in, "You're assed out, Stretch."

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

187. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

188. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

189. Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

190. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.

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