Anthony's Entries

Funny Things to Do

11. Sleeping Nine to a Bed

Funny Jobs

12. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

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Funny Songs

13. Manhunt

Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.

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Funny Diseases

14. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

15. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

16. Toptional Beach

Funny Things to Do

17. Popping Out Of a Side-Hatch

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Funny Things

18. Orgone Box

A tin-lined, wooden box designed by former Freud pupil Wilhelm Reich to capture the healing power of the orgasm and cure such ailments as cancer, depression, and impotence. See also 50's, Sex.

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20. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

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