Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Eighties drama about a private detective dedicated to reuniting separated lovers. (He was later put out of business by Facebook and the Internet.) See also 80's.
Unless you want your evil plan foiled, best not to leave them unattended.
You know who you are. See also Hippies.