Anthony's Entries

Funny Diseases

21. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

22. The Back Up

Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by Anthony on August 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

23. Bumpits

Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.

Added by Anthony on August 3, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

24. The Comfort Wipe

Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by Anthony on July 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

25. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

26. IROC-Z

A special edition Chevrolet Camero rumored to have been an acronym for Italian Retards Out Cruising. See also 80's, Cars.

Added by Anthony on July 25, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

27. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

Added by Anthony on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

28. Panty Dropper

What my 10-disc CD-changer was in college. See also Sex.

Added by Anthony on May 10, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

29. Fixin's Bar

Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on April 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

30. Cutpurses

Giving seaports and wharves a bad name since 1626. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on March 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |