Anthony's Entries

Funny Conveyances

31. The S.S. Sea Slut

The name of my schooner.

Added by Anthony on April 5, 2010| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

32. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

33. Make It Happen, Captain

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2010| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

34. Mr. Magnificent

Added by Anthony on January 24, 2010| 5 Comments | 99 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

35. Canned Whole Chicken

Guaranteed to be the, er, fowlest thing you'll ever eat. See also Birds, Poultry.

Added by Anthony on January 7, 2010| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

36. Forest Faces

Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.

Added by Anthony on December 11, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

37. Getting High on Your Own Supply

See also Drugs.

Added by Anthony on November 28, 2009| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

39. Lindsay Lohan Kneepad Leggings

Go ahead and insert your own joke. See also Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on November 10, 2009| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

40. Mall Slut

See also Mall, New Jersey.

Added by Anthony on November 7, 2009| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike