Manufactured by Ben Cooper and Collegeville, these gems included unwearable, plastic representations of the Village People, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, and Rubik's Cube. See photos here and here. See also 70's, 80's.
German professional arm-wrestler who builds up his right arm in an effort to gain a weight advantage over his more symmetrical opponents. Absurd photos here. See also German, Sports.
Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.
Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.
Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth? See also Hair.
Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.
A special edition Chevrolet Camero rumored to have been an acronym for Italian Retards Out Cruising. See also 80's, Cars.

I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.