Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.
Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.
Whether it be the original Slanket or the knockoff Snuggie. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
All-purpose tool for the coming economic crisis. See also Old-Timey.
Pancake batter covering a sausage link brought to you by the fine folks at Jimmy Dean. See also Breakfast, Snacks.

I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.