Blammer's Entries

Funny Foods

1. Cicadas

The live ones have a crunchy outside and gooey innards and the shells of the larvae taste just like potato chips... So I am told. See also Insects.

Added by Blammer on March 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Fried Ice-Cream

Surprisingly yummy.

Added by Blammer on March 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Corn Dogs

Think about it... Think about... That's right... I went there. See also Meat.

Added by Blammer on March 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

4. Tourette's Syndrome

Sorry to be politically incorrect, but this IS pretty funny.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

5. Agateophobia

The fear of insanity.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

6. Coitophobia

The fear of sexual intercourse... (insert joke about uptight people needing to get laid here). See also Sex.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Holding a Hair-dryer Outside Your Car While Parked Along the Highway

See how many people slow down. See also Police, Pranks.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Biting Your Own Tongue

Funny as long as it's not you who's doing it. Also funny to bite someone else's tongue, yet extremely awkward.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Going to Get a Colonoscopy.

Just think of what it looks like... See also Body.

Added by Blammer on March 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |