The live ones have a crunchy outside and gooey innards and the shells of the larvae taste just like potato chips... So I am told. See also Insects.
3. Corn Dogs
Think about it... Think about... That's right... I went there. See also Meat.
The fear of sexual intercourse... (insert joke about uptight people needing to get laid here). See also Sex.
Funny as long as it's not you who's doing it. Also funny to bite someone else's tongue, yet extremely awkward.
Just think of what it looks like... See also Body.