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Funny Sayings

2. In Soviet Russia, the People Rob the Stores . .

But In America the stores rob you!

Because everything's overpriced. See also Russian.

Added by CHorse on January 29, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. In America You Assassinate the President . . .

But in Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you!

Added by CHorse on December 17, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What 10 Year Event Ended in 1530?

The 1520s.

Added by CHorse on September 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. Why Are French Jokes Not Funny to Some Americans?

Parce que tous les Américains peuvent lire le français. See also American, French.

Added by CHorse on September 8, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Only Living People Die.

So just don't live I guess. See also Death, Life.

Added by CHorse on September 8, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Never Give Advice; You'll End Up Not Following It.

Added by CHorse on September 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. If Life Gives You Lemons

Throw them back; you can't make lemonade without sugar anyway.

Added by CHorse on September 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. If A Strange Man Offers You Candy, There's Probably More In His Car!

Something I saw in a Tomska video.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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