One glance at the updo of some Utah resident, and you just know... See also Hair, Mormons.
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Somehow, it's impossible not to think PIRATE! See also Pirates.
Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.
Not that they're any more or less gay than regular parade, but..... See also Homosexual.
You bring the senile relatives, I'll take care of the tacky matching t-shirts.... See also Vacation.
