CaptainKrill's Entries
Funny Drinks
41. Purple Cow
I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
but I can tell you anyhow;
I'd rather see than be one!
Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!
Not only a delicious poem but also the delicious combination of grape juice and vanilla ice cream or milk. See also Drinks, Poetry.
Funny Jobs
43. Blogger
That's right! They expect people to care about their lives. If you think people's Facebook statuses are boring, just read a blog! See also Computers, Internet.
Funny People
44. British Palace Guards
Creating new and excellent jobs for centuries, namely the person who gets to interview and hire them.
Funny People
45. Nuns
Very similar to ninjas: They dress in black and move undetected unless someone is about to swear, at which point they materialize and glare, causing the offender to chose another word, such as love biscuits. They are masters of a weapon, namely the ruler. See also Christian.
Funny Places
46. The Libary
Nothing says class like a silent r. Extra points if you say it with an Appalachian accent. See also White Trash.
Funny Things
48. Gay Pride Parades
I mean really, they come by every year; we ARE used to it. I think we've realized that they're here and they're queer.
Funny Things to Do
50. Saving Food in Your Beard "for Later"
Usefully employed with soups. See also Hair.
