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Funny Euphemisms

61. Giving Someone an Education

A form of yelling at your kids that teaches them something. Namely, about 15 different swear words. See also Parents.

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Funny Insults

63. Well, Go to the Sahara Desert and Bury Yourself!

When "Go die (in a hole)" just isn't dramatic enough.

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Funny Names

66. Diva Muffin

Not just a delicious baked good, but also one of Frank Zappa's children. See also Celebrities.

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Funny People

67. Grandmas Who Unsuccessfully Try to Conceal Their Age

Nothing says ageless like miniskirts paired with varicose veins! See also Elderly.

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Funny Phobias

68. Lupaslipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. See also Comics, Gary Larson.

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