A form of yelling at your kids that teaches them something. Namely, about 15 different swear words. See also Parents.
Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.
When "Go die (in a hole)" just isn't dramatic enough.
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Not just a delicious baked good, but also one of Frank Zappa's children. See also Celebrities.
Nothing says ageless like miniskirts paired with varicose veins! See also Elderly.
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.