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Funny Euphemisms

61. Of the Asian Persuasion

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Funny Euphemisms

62. Giving Someone an Education

A form of yelling at your kids that teaches them something. Namely, about 15 different swear words. See also Parents.

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Funny Insults

64. Well, Go to the Sahara Desert and Bury Yourself!

When "Go die (in a hole)" just isn't dramatic enough.

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Funny Names

67. Diva Muffin

Not just a delicious baked good, but also one of Frank Zappa's children. See also Celebrities.

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Funny People

68. Grandmas Who Unsuccessfully Try to Conceal Their Age

Nothing says ageless like miniskirts paired with varicose veins! See also Elderly.

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