CaptainKrill's Entries

Funny Quotes

71. "I'm all for boobs against my chest, just not when they're mine."

John Mayer on needing to go to the gym more. Classy. See also Body, Singers.

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Funny Sayings

73. My Knee Feels Like It's Been Tonya Hardinged

Making a very outdated pop culture reference while vividly complaining about joint pain and making up a verb. The holy trinity of old people. See also Iceskating.

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Funny Songs

74. Soul Bossa Nova

Also known as the Austin Powers song.

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Funny Things to Do

75. Running Through Suburbia Ferris Bueller Style

Extra points if you steal someone's drink. See also 80's.

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Funny Things to Do

76. Rubbing Your Beard

To emphasize that you are deep in thought. Extra points if you don't actually have a beard.

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Funny Things to Do

77. Having (VERY) Foreign Subs Trying to Teach English Class.

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

78. Making Outdated Pop Culture References to "Connect" with the Younger Generation.

So.... how about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? See also Celebrities.

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Funny Things to Do

79. Not Wearing Any Pants

Extra points if you have VERY CLOSE neighbors or if you aren't home alone.

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