CaptainKrill's Entries
Funny Quotes
71. "I'm all for boobs against my chest, just not when they're mine."
John Mayer on needing to go to the gym more. Classy. See also Body, Singers.
Funny Sayings
72. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Sayings
73. My Knee Feels Like It's Been Tonya Hardinged
Making a very outdated pop culture reference while vividly complaining about joint pain and making up a verb. The holy trinity of old people. See also Iceskating.
Funny Things to Do
75. Running Through Suburbia Ferris Bueller Style
Extra points if you steal someone's drink. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
76. Rubbing Your Beard
To emphasize that you are deep in thought. Extra points if you don't actually have a beard.
Funny Things to Do
78. Making Outdated Pop Culture References to "Connect" with the Younger Generation.
So.... how about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? See also Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
79. Not Wearing Any Pants
Extra points if you have VERY CLOSE neighbors or if you aren't home alone.
