Chris's Entries

Funny Questions

21. Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?

Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas. See also Holidays.

Added by Chris on January 20, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

22. Paprika

My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce. (Not many people develop barbecue sauce recipes in high school.)

Added by Chris on January 19, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

23. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

24. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

25. Schmantz

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

Added by Chris on November 24, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

26. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 14, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

27. Torcano

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 13, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

28. Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" Video

Featuring Paula Abdul's apparent opposite, the animated MC Skat Kat. See also 80's, Singers, Songs.

Added by Chris on October 30, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

29. Drawing Your Feelings

See also Therapy.

Added by Chris on October 29, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Movies

30. Revenge of the Ninja

See also 80's.

Added by Chris on October 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |