Chris's Entries

21. Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?

Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas. See also Holidays.

Added by Chris on January 20, 2007| 9 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce.

Added by Chris on January 19, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

Added by Chris on November 24, 2006| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 14, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 13, 2006| 6 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Featuring Paula Abdul's apparent opposite, the animated MC Skat Kat. See also 80's, Singers, Songs.

Added by Chris on October 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike