Corey's Entries

Funny Quotes

21. If I Had Twins, I'd Use One for Parts

From our favorite one-liner, Steven Wright

Added by Corey on February 11, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

22. Angry Widows Living in a Basement

"Keep it down up there, or I'm calling the cops!" See also Elderly.

Added by Corey on February 8, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

24. Swimming Up a Lazy River Backwards

The easy way to turn a Lazy River into a workout river. Also tests ability to dodge fat people in inner tubes drifting at speeds exceeding 10 mph. See also Exercise, Swimming.

Added by Corey on February 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

25. "It's True. This Man Has No Dick."

My favorite Bill Murray line. From the popular movie Ghostbusters.

Added by Corey on February 1, 2011| Comment | You Like This |