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Funny Products

31. Blue LED Headlights

because no one is ever satisfied to hurt people's eyes with just the high beams See also Cars.

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Funny Quotes

33. "Nevermore!"

quoth the raven See also Birds, Literature.

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Funny Quotes

34. "Don't say 'retard,' we prefer to be called 'little people.'"

quote by Peter Griffin See also Television.

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Funny Sayings

35. LOL

a nerd's form of the hiccups See also Hiccups.

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Funny Sayings

36. There's a Wocket in My Pocket

funny for kids, now its just wrong

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Funny Advice

37. Read Before You Rip

make sure its not a valuable piece of paper you are throwing away

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Funny Animals

38. Whalephant

lives in the ocean and has a long trunk. is known to look ridiculous and cause onlookers to pee their pants from laughter

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Funny Euphemisms

39. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

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Funny Euphemisms

40. Digging a Ditch

refers to placing oneself in an unpleasant situation in which there is no way out

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I have a wit that stems from years of listening to my sarcastic father, and his sarcastic father before him. My sarcastic abilities know no bounds.

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