because no one is ever satisfied to hurt people's eyes with just the high beams See also Cars.
quote by Peter Griffin See also Television.
make sure its not a valuable piece of paper you are throwing away
lives in the ocean and has a long trunk. is known to look ridiculous and cause onlookers to pee their pants from laughter

I have a wit that stems from years of listening to my sarcastic father, and his sarcastic father before him. My sarcastic abilities know no bounds.