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Funny Things

1. Cobweb Phlegm

Spinning a web out of lung secretions.

Added by ElderSkelter on May 6, 2015| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

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2. Going to the STD Clinic and Telling the Nurse She's "crabby"

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3. Mistaking a Lobster for a Telephone

And you thought phone calls from creditors put you in a pinch! See also Seafood, Telecommunications.

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4. Telling Telemarketers to Suck It Sideways!

It's time to tell these people what you really think.

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5. Going to LegoLand and Pulling People's Heads Off.

Or hands, or legs.

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6. Spontaneous Human Combustion

sounds like a hot way to go...

Added by ElderSkelter on May 1, 2015| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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7. Playing Tricks on Someone and Saying "April Fools",

...only it's not April1 at all.

Added by ElderSkelter on March 31, 2015| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

8. You Don't Know Your Ass from a Hole in the Ground!

You'd have to basically have the IQ of an inanimate object to be this dense.

Added by ElderSkelter on March 29, 2015| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

9. Perfect Polly

Buy a fake bird instead of having your house smell like a chicken coop. Unfortunately, rabbit and ferret owners' houses will still reek of urine...

Added by ElderSkelter on March 29, 2015| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

10. Twist My Rubber Liver

Easily convince me to have another drink. See also Alcohol.

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