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Funny Things to Do

101. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

102. The Secret Shop

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

103. iGrill

George Foreman grill powered by your computer's USB port. See also Nerds, Unnecessary.

Added by Frank on June 27, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

104. Oil Tycoon

See also Wealth.

Added by Frank on June 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

105. Fauxtoo

Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs. See also Hipsters.

Added by Frank on June 16, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

106. Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

107. Size Sizemore

Added by Frank on June 5, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

108. Doozler

The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.

Added by Frank on June 1, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

109. Doodyhead!

Popular insult in second grade. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on May 28, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

110. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

Added by Frank on April 28, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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