Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs. See also Hipsters.
They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.
The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.
From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.
Stephen Charles Balboni was a Major League Baseball player with the New York Yankees, Seattle Mariners, and Kansas City Royals. He was a player with tremendous home run power and a tendency to strike out frequently. He was nicknamed "Bye Bye" because of his home run power. He also occasionally went by the nickname "Bones"a play on words due to his substantial girth.