Frank's Entries

Funny Diseases

131. Vaginitis

Sorry ladies, but something about that just strikes me as funny. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 27, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

132. Love is a Battlefield

Particularly funny song if sang by a fat middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar. See also Music.

Added by Frank on January 25, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

133. Half-Caf

The coffee equivalent of smart casual. See also Starbucks.

Added by Frank on January 22, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

134. Goggles

Especially funny if worn by the fat kid swimming in a t-shirt at the pool.

Added by Frank on January 19, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

135. Beaver College

Now known as Arcadia University. Why the name change?

Added by Frank on January 18, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

136. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

137. Hydroponics Indoor Horticulture

The guy you knew in college with the three foot high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.

Added by Frank on January 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

138. You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

Added by Frank on January 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

139. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

Added by Frank on January 8, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

140. Lady Bird Johnson

Wife of former president Lyndon B Johnson.

Added by Frank on January 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |