Frank's Entries

11. Slapping a Bum's Ass

Hey, I have to get something for my quarter. See also Inappropriate.

Added by Frank on March 31, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

12. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"

Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.

Added by Frank on September 25, 2008| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

13. Drum Circles

A staple of native Trustifarian culture. See also Hippies.

Added by Frank on September 21, 2008| 13 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

14. Hydrox

Sounds like the name of a kitchen cleaner, but actually delicious cookies! See also Dessert, Snacks.

Added by Frank on September 8, 2008| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

15. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

Added by Frank on July 30, 2008| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

16. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2008| 6 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

17. Your Body is a Wonderland

Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2008| 4 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on June 20, 2008| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

19. The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded

An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

Added by Frank on June 18, 2008| 5 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

20. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air

Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.

Added by Frank on June 16, 2008| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike