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Funny Things to Do

11. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"

Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.

Added by Frank on September 25, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

12. Drum Circles

A staple of native Trustifarian culture. See also Hippies.

Added by Frank on September 21, 2008| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

13. Hydrox

Sounds like the name of a kitchen cleaner, but actually delicious cookies! See also Dessert, Snacks.

Added by Frank on September 8, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

14. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

Added by Frank on July 30, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

15. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

16. Your Body is a Wonderland Shop

Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

17. Box Socials

A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on June 20, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

18. The Most Annoying Song Ever Recorded

An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

Added by Frank on June 18, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

19. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air

Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.

Added by Frank on June 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

20. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.

Added by Frank on June 15, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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