Frank's Entries

Funny Books

51. Think Big and Kick Ass

The name of Donald Trump's new book. See also Wealth.

Added by Frank on January 9, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

52. Spontaneous Combustion

To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!

Added by Frank on January 8, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

53. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

54. Harpoons

For killin' whales and shit, yo!

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

55. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 30, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

56. Commodore

Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.

Added by Frank on December 29, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

57. Codpiece

Seriously?

Added by Frank on December 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

58. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

59. Cornelius

Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.

Added by Frank on December 21, 2007| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

60. Fatty Fatty Bom Bom

Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."

Added by Frank on December 21, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |