To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.
Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."