Frank's Entries
Funny Things
71. The Cover Art for Bjork's "Volta"
Well, okay. First of all, she is wearing some kind of psychedelic pineapple costume. And second of all, she has GIANT BLUE FEET. Pitchfork earnestly described the artwork as a "visual feast". See also Music, Singers.
Funny Products
73. Egg Pants
"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud." See also Unnecessary.
Funny Things to Do
74. Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird
A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird. See also Animals.
Funny Toys
76. Photon: The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the game—surely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth". See also 80's.
Funny Things
79. Laser Pointers
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers. See also 90's.
Funny People
80. "Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.
