Frank's Entries
Funny Products
82. The International Star Registry
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.
Funny Things to Do
83. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor
Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.
Funny Names
84. Gilchrist Peabody
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
Funny Things
85. Fangoria
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over. See also Nerds.
Funny Things to Do
88. Slapping Someone with a Fish
It's been a dream of mine to instigate a fight this way.
