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Funny Quotes
164. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
Funny Quotes
165. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
166. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
167. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
168. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Words
169. Schnapsidee
German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Insults
170. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut
See also Donuts.