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Funny Anti-Jokes

21. Why Didn't the Spider Go to the Dance?

Because spiders don't go to dances

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Funny Euphemisms

22. Lost My Pineapple

Getting someone to suck your dick

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Funny Insults

23. Wanna Hear a Joke? Your Life.

: ) See also Insults.

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Funny Insults

24. "Yo Momma So Fat......"

*when you've used them all up* "umm.... uh. Just let me..... run..... to.... the... computer.... for a second" *rapid typing noises*

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Funny Names

26. Puckboy

The name for a Canadian fuckboy. See also Canada, Hockey.

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Funny Nicknames

27. Bubba the Love Cactus

You're either getting raped or hugged. Either way, it's gonna hurt.

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Funny Phobias

28. Cyprinophobia

Fear of prostitutes and venereal disease.

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Funny Sayings

30. Wow, That Really Tickled My Pickle

For when something excites you

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