literal: a face that cries out for a thousand fists in it
source: Severed Heads, Broken Hearts by Robyn Schneider See also German, Ignite, Insults.
he uses a hose to syphon poop
What do you get when you cross a potato and a dick?
A cross between a Mink and a Chinchilla
(From Family Guy)
parents like bacon so much
Seriously. There's no telling what could happen. See also Alcohol.