1/2 of the world is infected, and 7/8 of them are American. Intellectually superior people are unable to catch this. Some symptoms are making poor decisions, failing everything, and the urge to play video games all the time. The cure is: READ SOME FREAKING NON-FICTION BOOKS AND WRITING OUT STUFF THAT IS NOT ABOUT SPORTS, BUT ABOUT SOCIETY, MATH AND SCIENTIFIC REASONING!!! GEEZ!!! If you don't know what says, you're completely dumb. I know that there is no "dumb" or "smart," but you would be the intellectual minority. See also Dumb, Knowledge.
Basically an elaborate euphemism used to describe sex, usually found on tumblr and other websites. See also Funny.
Seems like; This is your Last Chance, Colorado! See also Towns.
the fear of a small average house cat eating/tearing yuo to shreds
(i diagnosed my cousin when she was afraid of my new kitten and parakeets after she told me why)
Experiences visual, tactile, and auditory hallucinations. Like the Pyro from Team Fortress 2, you could be what is in a stereotypical girl's imagination or some sort of hell, when in reality, none of the things are actually real. See also Diseases.