Dick wrinkle is old school. An old wrinkly douche is how the youngins get down. And yeah, call your roommate that and you will have such a marvelous day (she deserved it and then proved that again by her reaction :D). See also Best, Goodforcunts, Mean.
We all know fat is funny. This lady doesn't even have to fall on the ground. When she does fall, I bet she looks like a turtle flipped on its back. And I laugh at that too. LardLady is what 427.8 lbs of feathers looks like in fat. See also Hope She Falls, She's So Big, Sure, .8 Doesn't Qualify To Round Up A[nother] Pound.