I didn't come up with this. It's just something I've seen around.
25. There Are 171,476 Words in the English Language, but I Still Can't String Enough of Them Together to Describe How Much I Want to Hit You with a Chair.
Not mine, but still great.
See also Sophomoric.
for when people bring up stupid things from the past
for those girls who are to dramatic about everything and don't want to break a nail.