-A very smart person who has to much time to think.
Don't you wanna see Donald Trump try to answer that? Just keep asking him why until he breaks.
"of, relating to, or noting a screen display that shows text exactly as it will appear in printed output, including underlining, various typefaces, as italics, line spacing, end-of-line breaks, and paragraph indentations."
It's a real word...
...Well, she's just not very attractive. Don't tell her, though. She's nice.