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Funny TV Shows

11. Romper Room

Each program would open with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the hostess and her group of children would embark on an hour (or half hour) of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons, which were regularly accompanied by background music.

At the end of each broadcast, the hostess would look through a "magic mirror" (actually a face-sized open hoop with a handle) and name the children she saw in "televisionland", then recite the rhyme, "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?" She would then lead into, "I can see Scotty and Kimberly and Julie and Jimmy and Kelly and all of you boys and girls out there!" Did she ever see you? See also 80's, Children, Television.

Added by Jeff on July 26, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

12. Dreamcatcher Earrings

Dual purpose earrings that both apprehend a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep and keep their wearer looking classy! See also Indian, Jewelry.

Added by Jeff on July 25, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

13. John Daly

1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.

Added by Jeff on July 25, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |