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Funny Quotes

12. "Bless Us And Splash Us, My Precioussss!"

- Gollum, "The Hobbit".

Added by Joe on January 25, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

13. Christmas At The Zoo

From The Flaming Lips album Clouds Taste Metallic, 1995.

"There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve
And I knew what I should do
I thought I'd free the animals
All locked up at the zoo" See also Christmas, Drugs.

Added by Joe on January 25, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

15. All Dogs Go To Heaven. All Humans Go To Twitter.

Added by Joe on December 17, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

16. Circadian Schism

"Destroy your body's natural sleep cycle with an energy drink that goes down as smoothly as it comes out." See also Made Up, Science.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Joe

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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.