Joe's Entries

Funny Animals

11. Tardigrades

Also known as water bears, these microorganisms can live anywhere on Earth and look awfully like eight-legged bears in puffy space suits. See also Science.

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Funny Quotes

12. "Bless Us And Splash Us, My Precioussss!"

- Gollum, "The Hobbit".

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Funny Songs

13. Christmas At The Zoo

From The Flaming Lips album Clouds Taste Metallic, 1995.

"There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve
And I knew what I should do
I thought I'd free the animals
All locked up at the zoo" See also Christmas, Drugs.

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Funny Things to Do

14. Finding Euler's Laws of Motion in a Bathroom Stall

See also Scatological, Science.

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Funny Sayings

15. All Dogs Go To Heaven. All Humans Go To Twitter.

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Funny Drinks

16. Circadian Schism

"Destroy your body's natural sleep cycle with an energy drink that goes down as smoothly as it comes out." See also Made Up, Science.

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Funny Insults

17. Upstart

Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.

"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

18. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

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Funny Jobs

19. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

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Funny Toys

20. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

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