A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But, I do like the red ones." See also Politics.
"Where ya from?"
"Well, fock YOUR county."
What one says when a sheriff arrives at a crime scene hours after the criminals got away.
Everyone's favorite Canadian astronaut, who proved science has gone too far by releasing a music video of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" performed by himself in the International Space Station. See also Canadian, Science.
The leader of the seven dwarfs in Walt Disney's adaptation of Snow White, who strangely enough doesn't have a distinguishable trait like his brothers. He's just a dwarf. See also Disney.
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.