"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But, I do like the red ones." See also Politics.
"Where ya from?"
"Well, fock YOUR county."
What one says when a sheriff arrives at a crime scene hours after the criminals got away.
Everyone's favorite Canadian astronaut, who proved science has gone too far by releasing a music video of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" performed by himself in the International Space Station. See also Canadian, Science.
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.