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Funny Jobs

21. Doorman

What happens when they go on lunchbreak? See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

22. Royal Palace of England Guard

These guys either sleep with their eyes open, or have physically cannot laugh See also British.

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Funny Tattoos

23. You Think Your Life is Bad?

Some people have their exe's name tattooed on their body See also Relationships.

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Funny Instruments

24. The Trombone

There's no humor here until you get called a tromboner playing in the low bras section

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Funny Jobs

25. Airport Septic Service

We always made the pun that it was a shitty job. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Nicknames

26. Mulletman

My childhood nickname

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Funny Nicknames

27. Krispy Kreme

Another childhood nickname. I never understood the humor behind it, maybe you will.

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Funny Quotes

28. "The Point of War is Not to Die for Your Country, but Make the Other Man Die for His"

A good quote by George Patton, perfect for history class. See also War.

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Funny T-Shirts

29. Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder Shop

Aggressive. See also Vegetarian.

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