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Funny Advice

1. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. The Cucumber Has Left the Salad

What to say to a dude when his zipper is down. Or you can say: The gherkin (spelled gerkin in the urban dictionary) has left the salad.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. O456

Pronounced: OH for five six! Said in place of the profanity "Oh, for f@ck sakes!" This originated back in the 1970's early 80's, I believe. See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Granny Fell off the Roof

Or my grandmother fell off the roof. Secret code term used between females usually at the office to let each other know when one has her period.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

What to say if you accidentally pass wind and you want to blame it on something. A polite way to say you farted. Or when someone cuts the cheese (another euphemism for flatulence) you can just say "It's a Rocky Mountain Barking Spider." See also Flatulence.

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Funny Products

6. RCA K9 Bark Amplifier

Vetrinarian-supplied dog neck/head cones that dogs are made to wear after surgery or when they have to be prevented from biting themselves or chew scratching. We came up with this brand name. Also K9 Biscuit Catcher and Cone of Humiliation. See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

7. Balls of a Black-eyed Moose!

A funny thing my father used to exclaim.

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Funny Sayings

8. I've Got the Dust of a Thousand Camels in My Mouth!

Another way of saying "I'm thirsty."

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Funny Sayings

9. Curiosity Killed the Cat. But Satisfaction Brought It Back!

This is saying from the 70's. See also 70's, Cats.

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Funny Sayings

10. The Oxen is Very Slow but the Earth is Patient

See also Buddhist.

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