Opossum's Entries

Funny Words

11. Caterwaul

To cry like a cat in heat. A horrible sound. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

12. Rumpus

A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.

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Funny Sayings

13. Darker than a Wall of Black Cats

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Funny Sayings

14. I'll Kick Your Butt So High the Bluebirds Will Build a Nest in It Before You Hit the Ground

This was a threat from my father who also added that bluebirds are very slow to build a nest. So I guess that would be pretty high. See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

15. Hotter than Satan's Toenails

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Funny Sayings

16. Quiet as a Mouse Peeing on Cotton

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Funny Things

17. Safety Razors

You letting the baby play with that?
Oh, it's okay, it's a safety razor. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Sayings

18. Charge It to the Dust and Let the Rain Settle It

Said about an account or debt that is unlikely to be collected. See also Appalachian.

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Funny Animals

19. 'Postom

Dead (past tense) 'possum. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

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Funny Animals

20. Stunk

A skunk that has already shot its wad. Or a dead (past tense) skunk. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike