Opossum's Entries

Funny Words

11. Rumpus

A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.

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Funny Words

12. Caterwaul

To cry like a cat in heat. A horrible sound. See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

13. Quiet as a Mouse Peeing on Cotton

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Funny Sayings

14. Hotter than Satan's Toenails

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Funny Sayings

15. Darker than a Wall of Black Cats

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Funny Sayings

16. I'll Kick Your Butt So High the Bluebirds Will Build a Nest in It Before You Hit the Ground

This was a threat from my father who also added that bluebirds are very slow to build a nest. So I guess that would be pretty high. See also Birds.

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Funny Things

17. Safety Razors

You letting the baby play with that?
Oh, it's okay, it's a safety razor. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Sayings

18. Charge It to the Dust and Let the Rain Settle It

Said about an account or debt that is unlikely to be collected. See also Appalachian.

Added by Opossum on January 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

19. Stunk

A skunk that has already shot its wad. Or a dead (past tense) skunk. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

20. 'Postom

Dead (past tense) 'possum. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |