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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You You Get when You Cross a Bull and and a Box of Eggs?

The bull, quite cross, proceeded to stampede over the eggs in frustration. Then, he attempted to raise a hoof in victory, but ended up falling down and cracking his ribs. He was then seared by a fatally fresh omelette, which probably came from a passerby chef who was enraged at the bull that ran over his priceless donkey eggs. He was then arrested by a wildlife ranger, who accused him of killing the endangered Eggbull. He was then sentenced to 20 years in jail. In the meantime, the stock market crashed because of the ridiculous price of the donkey eggs.

Added by Pasplox on August 27, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

4. Price and Prejudice

You'd be surprised how often Pride and Prejudice is misspelled.

Added by Pasplox on August 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Homemade Lemonade

You pretend it's pretty good. But you know it's bad.

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Funny Jobs

6. Village Oracle

"Yes! I see it now! You are destined to fulfill the prophecy! Now go! Begin your journey! Earn yourself a place in a place in a Disney gift shop!"

Added by Pasplox on August 13, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

7. Medicine Hat, Alberta

You'd assume to live here would be every pharmacists dream. See also Canadian.

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Funny Places

10. Coffee, California

Surprisingly, there are no cafes here. See also Coffee.

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