R4nd0mG1rl's Entries
Funny People
31. My Dad
He can say any sentence, no matter how stupid, with a perfectly straight face.
Funny Places
32. Accident, Maryland
Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland. I learned of it while tracking a package. See also Maryland.
Funny Jobs
35. Professional Lazer Tager
A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
Funny Sayings
36. Red Sky at Night, then the Sky is Red at Night. Red Sky in the Morning, then There's a Red Sky in the Morning.
Means nothing whatsoever. See also Weather.