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Funny Things

1. Interrobang

The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.

Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on October 19, 2015| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Man with No Arms and No Legs in a Bathroom?

John.

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Funny Questions

3. Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?

This question sparked a long-running YouTube webshow of the same name. See also Kitchen.

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Funny Songs

4. Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash

When I was just a baby,
My mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy -
Don't ever play with guns."
Well, I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die.

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Funny T-Shirts

5. Lifeguard off Duty. Save Yourself.

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Funny Instruments

6. French Horns Shop

They collect so much saliva that you have to take them apart to empty it out. See also Annoying.

Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on June 7, 2015| 12 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7. Naming Inanimate Objects

My friend named her glasses Herman.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Teasing the Family Dog

When you fake-throw a tennis ball and they run, stop, and turn around all confused and sad. See also Dogs.

Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on June 7, 2015| 1 Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike