This is used to describe a female with an attractive body and a not so attractive face, as in "Everything's good but her face."
Caused by drinking water contaminated by human and/or animal feces (presumably including a beaver's), the symptoms of the ailment otherwise known as Giardia include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, bloating, and flatulence. See also Animals.
This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago... See also Women.
In addition to being the past tense of bitching, this word is also a synonym for wrecked, ruined, busted or otherwise pooched. "Bitched" and "pooched" can be used interchangeably, e.g. "Cooter hasn't been able to walk properly since he bitched his knee kicking puppies." See also Profanity.
Thank you Holland, for giving the world the gift of wooden shoes. See also European.