Ryan's Entries
Funny TV Shows
112. The New Leave It to Beaver
1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley). See also 80's, Television.
Funny Sayings
113. I Just Got Off the Horn
..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.
Funny Toys
114. Get in Shape Girl
Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues". See also 80's, Exercise.
Funny Things
118. Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.
Funny Foods
119. Marzipan
A sickeningly sweet almond past often shaped into barely edible creatures. See also Dessert.
Funny Songs
120. My Ding A Ling
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
