..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.