Ryan's Entries

Funny Clothes

141. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

142. Making Whoopee

See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

143. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

144. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

145. My Ding A Ling Shop

"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

146. Recumbent Bicycles

For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.

Added by Ryan on May 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

147. Lee Press On Nails

Available in both natural and glamor length. Press on! See also 80's, Beauty.

Added by Ryan on May 6, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

148. Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums. See also 80's, Commercials, Music.

Added by Ryan on May 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

149. Party Subs

I said, "Party Subs!" See also Party.

Added by Ryan on April 28, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

150. Tobor

This is Tobor. Tobor, the telesonic robot. (Batteries not included.) He's under your control. With a click from the telesonic commander, to circle, to proceed forward, to circle. Or to pick up the support module and return, all on your command. Tobor is "robot" spelled backwards. Tobor, the telesonic robot. From Sharper! See also 70's.

Added by Ryan on April 24, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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