Ryan's Entries
Funny Things
143. Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.
Funny Foods
144. Marzipan Shop
A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.
Funny Songs
145. My Ding A Ling Shop
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
Funny Conveyances
146. Recumbent Bicycles
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.
Funny Products
147. Lee Press On Nails
Available in both natural and glamor length. Press on! See also 80's, Beauty.
Funny People
148. Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums. See also 80's, Commercials, Music.
Funny Toys
150. Tobor
This is Tobor. Tobor, the telesonic robot. (Batteries not included.) He's under your control. With a click from the telesonic commander, to circle, to proceed forward, to circle. Or to pick up the support module and return, all on your command. Tobor is "robot" spelled backwards. Tobor, the telesonic robot. From Sharper! See also 70's.