Ryan's Entries

Funny Insults

11. Someone Getting Drunk and Taping Crayons to Their Feet Could Write Better Than You

As paraphrased from Veep. See also Writing.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2015| 5 Comments | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

12. Linked Sausages

Especially when in the mouth of a dog running out of a butcher shop. Like this guy. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2015| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

13. Douche Flute

This thing. See also Smoking.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2015| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

14. Is a Pig's Ass Pork?

See also Sarcasm.

Added by Ryan on May 9, 2015| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

15. Do You Have a Latrine?

Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

16. Will There Ever be a Boy Born, Who Can Swim Faster than a Shark?

Gareth Keenan's answer to the question, "What are you thinking?" See also British.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 13 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

17. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

18. Limburger Cheese Shop

By reputation, the smelliest of cheeses. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2014| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

19. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

Added by Ryan on March 23, 2014| 2 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

20. Did That Sound Better in Your Head?

Added by Ryan on March 23, 2014| 7 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike