These guys, courtesy of College Humor. See also 90's.
Apparently also called "shortalls".
Because with both straps up, you just look like a hick. See also 90's, Hip-Hop.
Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
Both self-consciously bald and patriotic? Why no kill two birds with one stone? See also Patriotic.