Better to keep out the alien mind-control rays. See also Aliens.
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.
These guys, courtesy of College Humor. See also 90's.
Apparently also called "shortalls".
Because with both straps up, you just look like a hick. See also 90's, Hip-Hop.
Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.