Shiny, checkered shorts that were as inexplicably popular on teenage girls as teenage boys. See also 90's.
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
So an Oreo cookie with a cream filling that tastes like an Oreo Blizzard. My mind is blown, but I'm still trying to figure out how this going to taste different from a regular Oreo cookie. See also Snacks.