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Funny Movies

24. Back Door Sluts 9

...makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2. See also Pornography, Sex.

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Funny Sayings

25. Drink Apple Juice, O.J. Will Kill You

... if the glove fits, wear it.

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Funny Sayings

26. Pot Calling the Kettle Black

I'm not sure if this idiom is more contradictory than it is hypocritical, because everyone knows that pot's can't talk! Duh!

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Funny Sayings

27. People Who Live in Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones

I've never met anyone who lived in a glass house before, but if he threw a stone my way, you can bet he'd have another thing coming.

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Funny Sayings

28. A Penny for Your Thoughts

When someone asks you, "a penny for your thoughts" and you, "put your two cents in" what happens to the other penny?

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Funny Sayings

29. One Thing Leads to Another

But not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

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Funny T-Shirts

30. Club Sandwiches, Not Seals

Because seals really are just too cute to club.

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