A t-shirt my little baby cousin was wearing at Thanksgiving.
"Hey excuse me, what time is it?"
"...Oh it's only right twice a day, sorry."
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.
I'm not sure if this idiom is more contradictory than it is hypocritical, because everyone knows that pot's can't talk! Duh!
I've never met anyone who lived in a glass house before, but if he threw a stone my way, you can bet he'd have another thing coming.
When someone asks you, "a penny for your thoughts" and you, "put your two cents in" what happens to the other penny?
But not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.