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Funny T-Shirts
21. So Far, This is the Oldest I've Been
A t-shirt my little baby cousin was wearing at Thanksgiving.
Funny Tattoos
22. The "Watch" Tattoo
"Hey excuse me, what time is it?"
"...Oh it's only right twice a day, sorry."
Funny Things
23. Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.
Funny Movies
24. Back Door Sluts 9
...makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2. See also Pornography, Sex.
Funny Sayings
26. Pot Calling the Kettle Black
I'm not sure if this idiom is more contradictory than it is hypocritical, because everyone knows that pot's can't talk! Duh!
Funny Sayings
27. People Who Live in Glass Houses Should Not Throw Stones
I've never met anyone who lived in a glass house before, but if he threw a stone my way, you can bet he'd have another thing coming.
Funny Sayings
28. A Penny for Your Thoughts
When someone asks you, "a penny for your thoughts" and you, "put your two cents in" what happens to the other penny?
Funny Sayings
29. One Thing Leads to Another
But not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
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